turtle thump

unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.

Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."

Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"

by havwingswillfy April 8, 2010

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

by Golden029 December 14, 2016

Turtle Nest

When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.

Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.

by paczkiXDDDDDDDDDDDD January 11, 2019

Gangsta Turtle

This is very much like the hand sign of "Awkward Turtle"

It is to be used in an awkward situation, when a friend or stranger says or does something that is perceived to be "Gangsta", totally out of their usual or perceived character

It is represented by forming the "Awkward Turtle" position, and moving your hands from left to right

Person 1: Yo, I totally went and saw this illegal drag race last night, this cracker pulled out a gun and we were all like "What the shizz! Be cool! Be cool!"
Person 2: Uhh..
Person 3: Gangsta Turtle! *hand movements*

by isbutteracarb? July 19, 2010

Cock Turtling

Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.

"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"

"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."

by Ravnik August 22, 2009

Bronze Turtle

The art of pooping into a woman or mans mouth and them pushing the poop back into your butt using only their tounge

Skorp: We need to do something gross to her..
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....

by The Bone Daddy October 7, 2010

ninja turtles

all above who are hating on the ninja turtles are just jelose.the ninja turtles are four turtles who were created by a secret type of ooze and trained by a rat name splinter trained in karate to save people from the foot clan thats run by shredder. they get there names from artists Michelangelo,Leonardo,Donatello,and Raphael,Leonardo is the leader

1 hey who is the ninja turtles

2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.

(COWABUNGA) haters

by big Chad February 13, 2008