Nonce

Prince Andrew

Bro, have you heard of Prince Andrew?
Me : Oh yeah man, he a nonce.

by NerdofWarcraft September 14, 2021

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

Nonce

A Uk prison abriviation and slang wird for a suspected or redistered sexoffender this can alsi be used as a joke between friends

’look out for luke he’s such a nonce’

by daisy may halls September 27, 2021

Nonce

People who loves touching little kids

Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha

by James Adams October 8, 2021

nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.

That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.

by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021

nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by snoofkins October 12, 2021

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021