A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!
by Kazzzaaammm September 4, 2016
Get the stink muffmug. A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023
Get the muff unicornmug. A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016
Get the sloppy muffmug. When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011
Get the Muff Heavymug. Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
by ObWan July 29, 2010
Get the mystery-muffmug. by Rook34 November 8, 2023
Get the Sports Muffmug. by Thunda J June 25, 2008
Get the muff meltmug.