lamp clap barbeque

when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy
"UHHHH, lamp clap barbeque"
by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019
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the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.
Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022
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Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)
My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.
by Timbo-slyce April 05, 2023
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Oil Lamping

Gaslighting isn’t real I only oil lamp. It’s like lying all the time.
I think my husband is Oil Lamping me.
by Hank Free May 08, 2025
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lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.
Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.
by EEEEEEEE yes February 12, 2022
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sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.
This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.
by Women are women amirite? April 08, 2024
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lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another August 23, 2006
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