A peice of white shit lowlife that can’t take the misdemeanor charges that he copped by being a full fledged idiot,so he snitched to avoid a couple days in jail, he thinks he is slick but the victims of his bitch snitchery know what he is doing the whole time, they just want an excuse to call rat patrol and turn him into a walking laughing stalk of his town and A sad pathetic worm of a hollow shell of the person he used to be
Eww do you see that weirdo over there on a sick one? thats Caleb ratman Griffin, aka our own little labRat if he try’s to get drugs from anyone let me and the patrol know, and we will give ya some ghastly shit and whatch the dumb fuck shoot it up and freak out while his mind melts,”sounds coo something about him makes me want to impart some fucking evil to this world, and why the fuck is he walking like that, and that weird look on his face, and those opie dead eyes they are kinda freaking me the fuck out, and I’m into some freaky evil shit I think Wormy McRatman would suit him better”,ehh idk we will come up with something we have plenty of time.for new names”, yea yea, but do you ever feel bad for this shit, I mean he doesn’t live on the streets, his family has to deal with his ass, at this point we’re just kinda fucking them over,”your thinking to much man, less thinking and more poison hotshots!”
by Hugo stiglitz November 9, 2021
Get the caleb ratman griffinmug. Griffin is a great guy. He makes you laugh, and when you look at him you get butterflies. He is very athletic and very cute. Griffin will make you fall in love with him with just a smile. While he can get mixed up with the homies, He wants a girlfriend. If your dating a Griffin, dont worry just because he kisses the homies goodnight doesnt mean he doesnt love you too.
by im the real tea spiller November 27, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. Absolute imbecile, walks around all day with his head in the clouds. Normally hanging from the last weeks worth of benders. Has a tendency to like transgenders, gimp suits and boiled sweets. Hangs around McDonald’s in his work van trying to pick up. Dead behind the eyes
by Joeeeegriffin December 23, 2018
Get the Joe griffinmug. by bitter_1123 January 26, 2022
Get the Griffinmug. a basketball loving girl who is tall above average but funny and some times on the under developed style
by chodesucker12333 October 3, 2017
Get the emily griffinmug. A mythical creature that is in harry potter. A griffin could be real, but no one has seen one so people say they aren't real.
Me: Griffins are great. Friend 1: but they're not real! Me: I don't care! Friend 2: (to friend 1) leave her alone, Griffins are awesome, plus they are real, you just haven't seen one so you think that they don't exist.
by Cactus Child December 4, 2018
Get the griffinmug. A smart intelligent human being that hates everybody around her but acts like she’s cool with them. Griffins will always talk shit about wanting to fight bitches but acts cool when she’s talking to them face to face. She may or may not smoke too much weed but that’s okay, she can tell when someone’s intentions are good or bad and is usually great at volleyball and dance. She skips school on average of 3 days a week, she loves the beach and being able to go swimming. She dresses like it’s 70 degrees outside everyday and then complains that it’s too cold . She has around 50 tank tops and dirty ass forces. You will usually catch her with the WGG (White Girl Gang) that’s consist of a group of blonde white girls.
“Damn you see Griffin over there with the WGG?!”
“Yea, I heard they got caught by the principal smoking in the lunch room”
“Yea, I heard they got caught by the principal smoking in the lunch room”
by Shadowz999 March 23, 2022
Get the Griffinmug.