giant throw-in

This is a gift which only a few professional football players have which allows them to throw the ball over impressively long distances into the opposition penalty area. It in some ways similar to a corner as it allows the team to push their tall defenders up into the penalty area to try and score a goal. Giant throwers often come from Scandinavia, giving them the title Scandinavian Straight.

(a throw-in is given)
Bob: YESSSSSS!
Carlos: How are you so excited?
Bob: Oh you don't understand, this lad has got an incredible giant throw-in.

by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018

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Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 07, 2022

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