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by Mrfortune123 November 21, 2019
After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
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by javier escobar August 28, 2022
When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.
by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017
Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.
by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017