Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 04, 2021
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Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.
by Brodyrick January 18, 2021
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Black Eskimo

An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.
Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!
by ItsWhoo July 17, 2018
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Eskimo brotherhood

When a girl is intimate with so many guys it creates a network/makeshift street gang out of it, think of it as a free way to get an STD
See homie hopping and Eskimo brother
John: So you fucked Becky too, welcome to the Eskimo brotherhood
Caleb: Thanks man do you guys do crack and stuff?
by Baraka's Description May 10, 2020
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Eskimo

Slur towards Inuit, the indigenous group residing in Alaska, Greenland, Canada, Russia
Should never be used in a sentence. One form of insult to the people is calling men " eskimo brothers" when sharing the same sex partner
by Inukdude February 23, 2024
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Eskimo

An idiot that lives in a cold place. They look like mammoths with messed up teeth and stuff.
Ew john looks like a eskimo!!!
by Zatiotion June 14, 2017
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Eskimo

A guy who's SEXY AS HELL and gets all the girls whenever he pulls up. A GOD AT GAMES and just a god at life girls often say "Eskimo you are a fucking God and sexy as hell"
Eskimo is sexy as hell
by Exonova October 23, 2020
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