bog snog

Sex in the toilet. British.

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.

by Shuaman October 14, 2018

BOG

MEGALUL

forsen: "falls"
Chat: MEGALUL WELCOME BACK MEGALUL BOGRESS MEGALUL THE BOG AWAITS

by malding pepeLaugh December 15, 2019

bog boy

A gay boy that eats pot noodles and lives in his parents house at 40 years old because his 20 year marriage failed because he thought he was Apollo justice

he is such a bog boy

by kanecklesthecentipede May 6, 2019

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

bog off

the phrase 'bog off' comes from Stone Age Scotland. the phrase was assembled when 2 counties had a war. The war ended by complete slaughter but the winning team used this phrase to wish them well while passing to the overworld

'i wish you well young sir, now, bog off'

by lxcy.lrx September 14, 2020

Bog the Donkey

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.

Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.

by Deathbystereo667 November 5, 2023

Bog O War

When you and an opponent place a double ended dildo in your arses. Then commence pushing it out into your opponent’s arse. Winner is the first to poop out the dildo.

This party is getting boring, I’ll grab the dildo and we can play some Bog O War.

by Annoyingfister69 May 3, 2021