When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise
by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022
by truffles June 05, 2015
A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.
Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.
by Supersassystassi August 13, 2015
The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.
Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"
Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"
Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"
Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"
Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"
Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013
by Rockwell "Fatcock" Rogers March 29, 2023
by SwisherSwick February 25, 2012
To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'
by chelsdagsy April 01, 2011