word vegan

a word vegan is a person who doesn't say any bad words, even things like crap and stupid. See word vegitarian and word carnivore for more info.:)

She got mad at me when I said she was stupid because she was a word vegan.

by a word vegan June 11, 2008

white veganism

White veganism is the pure and true variety of veganism. Most vegans dont realize that not only are they making an ethical and environmental choice, but they are forgetting the serious undertones of racism and colonization. If you dont eat animal products that's no longer good enough! Isnt that exciting?! You must only eat the plants that grow naturally in your immediate area that you've found and identified yourself and drink rain water from a puddle. You also can not use anything made in any sort of factory, bought in a store or invented by a human being if you want to be a true vegan. You are however allowed to use iPhones to post videos and blogs about how cool you are, because they are made in Chinese sweatshops. Which has nothing to do with systemic racism, animals rights or classism.

"Why are those people, over there eating a salad and drinking tea instead of tree bark and swamp water? Its disgusting!"

"They must be ignorant to their own white veganism... should we tell them their personal choices that dont affect me are wrong?"
"YAS QUEEN! That would really help them."
"Please dont use that kind of gender specific language with me..."

by LogsArelife February 24, 2021

Going Vegan

When one has a sudden outburst or tantrum over a little detail or something meaningless.

Joe- "Hey where should I park?"
Burson- "Over by the pond."
Joe- "Where?"
Burson- "Holy sh!t, you f!!king Helen Keller, park by the pond!!!"
Joe- "Chill out dude, stop going vegan on me."

by zabaduthevegan November 25, 2011

Bike Vegan

A person who is obsessed with tofu and their rusted-out bike that was made in 1978. This individual usually lives in an urban area, but originates from a rural area far from the city. They most likey attend art school and work at local restaurants or Starbucks. They can be found weaving between 4 lanes of city traffic with their one-strapped satchel over their shoulder. Topics of conversation include Apple Computers, new ways of cooking tofu, global warming, peace protests, legalizing marijuana(but, just for medical use, of course), and bandannas.

Cab Driver: Get out of the street! You are going to get killed! What's that smell?

Bike Vegan: Hey mannn, which way to the Starbucks?

by Brian Carey December 15, 2008

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019

humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice

"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."

by dond42 July 17, 2017

Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.

"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."

by S_H_V June 25, 2020