Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

tedding

Taking care of an inanimate object or creature (like a teddy bear).

They were tedding their stuffed animals.

by Djasa December 27, 2023

TED talk

A lengthy and detailed explanation about a particular topic, usually in an educational setting.

Daniel: I have just finished my teaching session.
Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!

by DanielJJ December 29, 2021

ted nankivel

the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars

a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared

by CooperBall May 6, 2021

Ted

A color of red, but mispelled on text.

"I'm gonna get my hair dyed ted!"
"I love that color!"

by BullSnake February 10, 2024

Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.

Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh

by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020

Father Ted

A really cool dude give him a high five

Father Ted is the coolest guy I have ever seen

by Bumlord4351 August 15, 2023