Rule 132

Saying no offence does not take away the fact that you said something that you intended offence for in your mind. Those who say this are tools, and try to hide the fact they are tools.

Tool: No offence, but u look like a fag in that shirt...
Person: Rule 132, asshole.

by iLoveCHiPS December 24, 2009

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Rule 124092

If you ever come up with a random rule number, it has already been taken.

OK, this is Rule 124092. I'm sure no one has thought up one yet.

by spankyhamsandwich December 11, 2009

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ja rule

A disgrace to R&B.

Tyrese is so Ja Rule.

by Really White Dude December 11, 2003

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A set of rules or a collection of norms which are unknown to the general public, but are extremely important to insiders. In many cases, the outsider learns the stripper rules as he or she is being ejected, beaten up, or otherwise aggressively educated.

Why'd you get thrown out?
Apparently putting money in her underwear was fine, but there is some rule against putting my whole hand in there...
Stripper rules. Who knew?

by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

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the 5% rule

(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.

1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.

Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!

Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.

2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !

5.215% off that new stereo!

Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)

by wwetnaojw1 June 26, 2014

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