A plastic grocery bag filled with an assortment of cheap beers found in the back of the fridge, usually brought to a party by a low class individual, who ends up drinking your beer anyway.
What is said Tony: I will stop and get some beer on the way to your house.
What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party
What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party
by JCMIKETONY February 06, 2006
Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
by CarringtonS January 30, 2009
by faygogluttony February 08, 2016
Way worse than a bad attitude its PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude) , usually brought on by shit head bosses, crappy parents, back stabbing friends. If you find yourself always negative and hating everyone... you probably have PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude) . So far there is no know cure.
by SpydurMonkey January 28, 2010
When someone doesn't have a caller tune that they bought, but rather record a song off the radio, and make that their callertune.
When Vernon called Shaniqua, he heard a poor recording of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" on a car radio. He also heard gum smacking, traffic, a turn signal, and farting. That's what I call a Poor man's caller tune.
by po man April 14, 2010
A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
Usually a car like an 80's Nissan model 300zx, and driven by men like Tony that somehow believe they live in a time before they were born.
Mark: Here comes Tony in his Poor man's Porsche.
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?
by johnny-b December 20, 2006