95th Pokemon

Onix is an adorable Pokemon that is 28'10" and isn't actually that bad. It evolves into Steelix when traded holding a Metal Coat.

Guy: Do you know what the 95th Pokemon is?
Other Guy: Yeah, it's Onix.

by Iloveglaishur December 16, 2023

Zoomer Pokemon

Any pokemon after Gen 1

I love how all the zoomer pokemon (meaning anything after 151) are all zoomer pokemon, am I right?

by PokemonBoomer August 12, 2025

Pokemon

A bunch of 10 year old kids capturing innocent animals with magic powers and forcing them to fight each other

ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT

by BOB>com November 29, 2018

Pokemon

You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.

Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.

Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...

by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022

pokemon

green ball that bounces on you when you sleep

you drop it in your stomach and it keeps bouncing untill you break your back pokemon

by fwcockballs January 3, 2022

pokemon go

pokemon go is a dngerous game from the origin of pokemon to mortal disasters

pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*

by luprusz November 11, 2016

pokemon drugs

Hallucinations of pokemon fighting each other.

Yo bro are you on some pokemon drugs?

by Blueberri March 4, 2022