Onix is an adorable Pokemon that is 28'10" and isn't actually that bad. It evolves into Steelix when traded holding a Metal Coat.
by Iloveglaishur December 16, 2023
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Get the Zoomer Pokemon mug.A bunch of 10 year old kids capturing innocent animals with magic powers and forcing them to fight each other
ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT
by BOB>com November 29, 2018
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The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.
Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.
Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
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Get the pokemon mug.pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*
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