nillie nelson

Someone that doesnt have anything going for themselves in any way, shape, or form. A loser.

1-Dude, look at tanner over their trying to hump jens leg!

2-Wow... what a nillie nelson, like he would ever get into her pants!

by piyox420andreev August 16, 2010

Nelson

A guy who steals all the girls heart. He will hurt a girl then fall in love with her. He is shy to her and never talks to the girl. He also has a huge penis and os great at kissing. The girl is usally named Jennifer. Search her name up and you will find that she is te perfect girl for you.

Michelle "Damn look at that Nelson"

Jennifer " He's totally mine"

by #LoveNelson February 11, 2017

nelson-like

opposite of god-like

satan is nelson-like

by spcrro September 23, 2025

Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

The simpsons nelson is a bitch

He's just a bitch

Damn, the simpsons nelson is a bitch, yeah, nelson is a bitch.

by Tsniab August 2, 2022

Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.

Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.

by mr bombo February 27, 2004

Nelson Sexton

Nelson Sexton is the omega-chad and founder of Unturned.
He has created a game that many people enjoy and love.
His game has inspired a community and a lot of developing to keep it active.

Woah, Nelson sexton! He made that cool Unturned game!

by Endy The Cool Dude December 8, 2021