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Hot Girl Next Door

A phrase used to describe a woman who would normally come across as an average Plain Jane, (and even with being a Plain Jane, she's still very sexy, even without having to doll herself up a lot, or make any extreme effort to look glamorous) and she's gorgeous and hot enough to look like she should be a famous celebrity sex symbol, but they're just an average, regular, everyday citizen you'd see out and about at the store, at work on your job, at college, at a restaurant, in your local neighborhood, etc. etc.

The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
"Liam was proud to have–what he considered–a 'Hot Girl Next Door' girlfriend, because he saw her as like a trophy girlfriend who didn't have to do much to be sexy."
by A Black Smartass from America February 17, 2024
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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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Next Semester

A song by the ohio boys (twenty one pilots) in which clancy gets run over by a car and turned into a pancake

lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD
Friend: what are you listening to
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car
mugGet the Next Semestermug.

next

by anonymous October 25, 2022
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C U Next Tuesday

Calling someone a Cunt secretively
by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016
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2 cheesey's 2 sliders next

when you sit in the canteen and listen to the sweet sounds of a whale saying next
oi have a 2 cheesey's 2 sliders next in science
by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023
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Next level Burger

I think marriage is just a piece of paper. You see the same face every day. Might not be suitable, might not be able to satisfy, might not understand you, doesn’t get privacy issue. While as next level burger can be as many men as you want when you want!
by TheBlueLeo April 19, 2019
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