muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.

I got muff scrunched this morning.

by SpudDud December 9, 2016

puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun

Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time

by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

muff buddy

muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.

“She’s got some eager muff buddys lined up every week for her muff diving urge.”

by coolforthesummer15 October 12, 2017