Movie Girl

A movie girl is a pretty or beautiful female that you can find on the internet or movies but never in real life.

KickAss 2: Oh hey you seen kickass 2?
Yeah that Main actress was super hot
yeah but she is such a Movie Girl
*Cries on pillow*

American Pie

by slothrage January 26, 2015

mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men

Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?

by sbp2011 August 16, 2012

Movie theater

a place where retards bring their babies to watch the movie yet they are too young to even remember it and all they do is scream and cry

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Everyone: SHUT YOUR BABY UP ITS A MOVIE THEATER LEAVE IT IN A HOT CAR I NTHE SUMMER

by efawubheghoise November 5, 2019

Hipster Movies

It can be known or not it just has to be on a higher intellectual or emotional level than most. It has to leave you wanting to talk about it for ages because of how a character related to you or made you want to relate. Usually has Indie Music or songs popular music from the 80s.

Black & White Movies is a whole other branch, the classics basically. If it has some problem farthing opinions on political issues or historical events and was made long ago.

Steve: Oh hey Lee! Did you see 12 angry men?
Lee: No... Is it good?
Steve: Yeah! It was mainly talking about the problem of how many juries don't really care about the case at hand so they don't pay attention. In result, innocent people go to jail it's kind of heart breaking once you dwell on it
Lee: Hm... When was it made?
Steve: Somewhere in the 60s...
Lee: *sigh* You and your hipster movies Steve.

Elliot: Did you guys see Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Trisha: Yeah! I did actually. I think I cried like 10 times through the whole movie!
Elliot: Well... I didn't. Do you know what song was playing at the dance?
Trisha: Um.... Oh! You mean Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.
Elliot: I Heard it was a one- hit wonder back in the 80s.

by DazeDanDboreD May 17, 2013

contract movie

A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Steel Magnolias
Armageddon (yes, Armageddon...but you wouldn't think so)

by Dave Rapp July 3, 2005

eyelid movies

What you see when you are sleeping, or in a state of near sleep.

1. Where's Dave?
He went upstairs to watch eyelid movies.

2. Hey, man! You better watch yourself! The boss just
cruised through and you was watching eyelid movies!

by Don Ameche October 15, 2006

bi movie

Any movie that both a female and a male would like to see.

"That movie was such a bi movie...it probably would be a date movie."

by Big T-Dawg March 9, 2008