gym

a holy temple that gathers some of the gayest straight males and some of the straightest gay males to lift weights together and compliment one another's calves

A: a smoking hot blondie with a 40-inch bust asked me on a date today
B: oh that's awesome man, have a nice time
A: i turned her down lmao, ain't no way in hell i'm skipping my previous bro time in the gym

by kickmexicans March 20, 2022

Gym Brain

During or After a workout. A person with Gym Brain tends to forget words & act completely stupid.

“I can’t think I got Gym Brain”

by pixelhuntr February 23, 2022

Gym wood

When you get a raging boner at the gym.

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.

by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022

Gym Locker tea time

When one takes his gym clothes and soakes them in the bathroom sink in hot water and no soap and then serves to unwanted guests who won't leave.

Gym Locker tea time is what you will get when you crash my party.

by blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013

Gym lad

Jake Clarke

“Daddy, what is a gym lad?” The girl asked.

“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.

by the75thpotus September 7, 2019

gym casual

A term used to describe a dress code consisting of spandex, shorts, sneakers, sports bras, and similar clothing typically found in a gym, but often worn outside of the gym. Gym casual is more relaxed than black tie, business casual, or casual attire, but more formal than pajamas.

Sarah was thrilled when the invitation called for gym casual attire. No need to spend a dime on new clothes or be uncomfortable. And with her spandex leggings on, she can eat whatever she wants.

by bobo76 September 19, 2014

Gym Hippie

Gym hippies are usually popular and everybody loves them and they welcome them with a smile. This karma chaser has a look of peaceful confidence, wearing yoga pants (regardless of gender) and unkempt hair. An earthy odour maybe mixed with patchouli or incense, and occasionally the aroma of Snoop Doggs concert. They are extremely friendly and their passive nature tranquilizes your soul which is a bad thing because the only reason you listen to AC/DC on your Ipod is to get hyped up. Make sure you don't get too friendly with a gym hippie because the conversation make turn to hot political topics such as their opinion on the Government or the situation between Donald Trump and Kim John-Un, which you'll have to kindly excuse yourself from or be locked into a 15 minute listening session when all you really wanted to do was your last set of leg presses.

Girl 1: 'What on earth is Angelica doing?'
Girl 2: 'She's blessing us all with her Angel dust'
Girl 1: 'She's so cute, she's just a gym hippie'

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018