dick eater

a person who likes to eat the male genitalia out

eww theirs a dick eater

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

lard eater

a fat bastard who eats a large diet of fatty foods

jim your a lard eater

by faggot sucking cock November 20, 2009

Attention Eater

When a person constantly talks, tweets and photographs the things that they've eaten. This is usually done so they can show off or shock others.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.

"Michaela is such an attention eater. Her Instagram gallery contains the most calorific food, yet she's a size 8. I bet she doesn't even eat half of the things she photographs."

"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."

by delaforbes April 11, 2013

Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015

coin eater

A young woman who'd basically suck the Man dry of his money. Every cent.

Hey look over there! It's the Coin Eater!

by SteamDood February 1, 2016

Brick Eater

what you call someone when they do something that isn't very smart

synonyms for this would also be:
rock chomper, brick chomper, brick consumer, rock eater

Person 1: What is water made of?
Person 2: You brick eater! It's water!
Person 1: oh

by dj mikey December 2, 2018

Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

by 0utofSight December 3, 2018