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chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow
hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"
by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018
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chronic obstructive pulmonary disease

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a type of obstructive lung disease characterized by long-term poor airflow. The main symptoms include shortness of breath and cough with sputum production. COPD typically worsens over time.1 Eventually walking up stairs or carrying things will be difficult.2 Chronic bronchitis and emphysema are older terms used for different types of COPD.23 The term "chronic bronchitis" is still used to define a productive cough that is present for at least three months each year for two years.4
Tobacco smoking is the most common cause of COPD, with a number of other factors such as air pollution and genetics playing a smaller role.5 In the developing world, one of the common sources of air pollution is poorly vented heating and cooking fires.2 Long-term exposure to these irritants causes an inflammatory response in the lungs resulting in narrowing of the small airways and breakdown of lung tissue.6 The diagnosis is based on poor airflow as measured by lung function tests.7 In contrast to asthma, the airflow reduction does not improve much with the use of a bronchodilator.2
Most cases of COPD can be prevented by reducing exposure to risk factors.8 This includes decreasing rates of smoking and improving indoor and outdoor air quality. While treatment can slow worsening, there is no cure.2 COPD treatments include stopping smoking, vaccinations, respiratory rehabilitation, and often inhaled bronchodilators and steroids.
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is basically lung cancer i mean common that is obvious
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by chronic obstructive pulmonary November 30, 2016
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chronically tired

Someone who is just... tired. ALWAYS. TIRED.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.

Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.

Person 1: ...:c
by lunarharmonyx December 15, 2025
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A Chronically Online Whore

A "Chronically Online Whore" Is Someone Who Is "Chronically Online"
They Have The Opportunity To Be Normal And Go Outside. But They Don't
You Are A Chronically Online Whore. Stop Asking For Trigger Warnings For Everything. You Bitch.
by juicyk4tt September 10, 2022
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Chronic

It's weed.
Bro, do you know where i can get some chronic?
by KKSLIDER84 December 30, 2018
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Super Sonic Chronic Steal

When your homies aren’t looking and you sneak the bong at supper sonic speed and take a hit without them noticing.
Ya nigga sometimes when I can’t hang my homies lackin, I Super Sonic Chronic Steal the bong from them and take a hit whiteout then knowing.:)
by BongGod420 October 15, 2022
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CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder)

Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.
CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.
by Tayden XD August 21, 2024
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