Chronic

someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called chronic. chronic are easy to get along with and usually very funny.

"dang ten is such a chronic, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"

by TheRealBowman November 21, 2022

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chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow

hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"

by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018

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Undead Chronic XIV

A notorious grifter selling a misogynistic fantasy universe under a fraudulent claim of being a biologist; If challenged, his first response is to turn to his followers, The Shitribe, then if that is ineffective will turn unironically to a woman to fight his battles for him

"Undead Chronic XIV told me all I need to do to get a woman was to slap her around the right way.'"
"And how did that work out for you?"

by Mandatory Carry May 5, 2024

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Chronic Targeter

A person or bot who continuously targets another player or bot in-game.

John: "Daniel, this guy is such a chronic targeter!"

Daniel: "What do you mean?"

John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

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Chronic

Slang for hydroponically grown marijuana, coined by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. The word "hydroponic" was misheard and repeated back as

"chronic", and it stuck.

(Hits blunt) "Damn, nigga! What type of shit is this!?"

(From across the room) " It's that hydroponic!"

"It's the Chronic!?"
" Yeah"

by Sinnisin13 August 8, 2016

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