ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 28, 2015

Fuck Ugly

When something is so ugly that when you see it, it actively makes you mutter "Fuck." due to the enormous amount of stress caused by knowing it's horrid existence and the fact that people will meet this thing. "Fuck" is also muttered for the creator as an obligation since the creator clearly should've realized he/she has fucked up while making it and stopped making it.

Oliver: Hey Jacob have you seen Sonic in the new movie?
Jacob: No. Why?
Oliver: I'm telling you Sonic is Fuck Ugly dude.

-later on-

*Oliver sees the new Sonic
Oliver: Fuck

by Echolitus May 2, 2019

The ugly cuckling

That one fucker who looks like a truckling, doesn't give a fuckling, and is cucking.

Joe: Josh is totally the ugly cuckling
Maya: I agree, totally

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 31, 2020

disney ugly

A cartoonish version of regular ugly.

"That butterface with all the chins isn't just ugly, bitch is DISNEY ugly!"

by ba_ba_blacksh33p September 16, 2011

Sexy-ugly

A person generally not considered to be attractive by many, but who is hot as fuck.

Examples: Shia LaBeouf, Malcolm McDowell in 1971 A Clockwork Orange,

Girl 1: Hey I’m not gonna need a ride from you later, I’m going home with Mike.
Girl 2: How much have you had to drink?
Girl 1: No it’s not that. He really turns me on.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, I think he’s sexy-ugly and it’s gonna be hot as hell!
Girl 2: Ok, I can kinda see it. Have fun!

by Anunnakitty April 16, 2020

August Uglies

The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.

farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."

by IH4020JD300 August 1, 2011

Wall of Ugly

The group of less desirable women who surrounds the queen bee at bars or other social gatherings in order to protect her from the less desirable men.

I wanted to talk to the blond at the party, but I could not get through the wall of ugly.

by permester July 30, 2006