saran wrapped

When men wear pants so tight, their genitalia looks like Saran wrapped meatballs

Allen could really use some looser pants; He's saran wrapped tighter than my mothers leftover lasagna.

by CloSin^2 January 31, 2016

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

It’s wraps

You’re fifty shades of fucked. There’s LITERALLY nothing you can do to get yourself out of this situation.

Me: “what is Sundown town?”
Person: “it’s an all white suburb mostly in the south, but once it’s night time, your ass better be inside. It’s wraps if a white person catches yo outside in Sundown town.

by Enby Metalhead September 4, 2021

Wrap it

Another way to say put a condom on.

"Wrap it before you tap it."

by Earthly_Jay May 19, 2025

Boomer wrap

The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.

"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"

"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."

by dyln290 January 12, 2023

bun wrapped fun nuggets

When a man stuffs his testifies into the Anus of another person

Toby confided to Scott that his favorite activity is to play bun wrapped fun nuggets

by Bd167 February 21, 2023

Wrap

In the musical context, this often involves producers or artists themselves wrapping together multiple different engineering technologies needed. If there are sounds that must be added later in production, multiple systems are needed. This skill becomes important.

During the completion of their "News of the World" album Queen band members relied heavily on their producer to wrap together the many devices needed to create the unique sound they wanted.

by mikemusicman February 26, 2021