Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025

TeaBagged

to get someones nuts put on your face while your laying the ground

while i sniped the hacker when he died i teabagged him

by baconeggandcheeseham21 May 20, 2025

Flap the teabag

To converse professionally.

"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"

by Johannisore August 15, 2023

Teabag Tilt

The name to describe the angle your head is tilted back into when getting teabagged.

It looks like he’s waiting to get teabagged. He has his head in a teabag tilt.

by redwinesupernva November 13, 2025

Polish teabag

When a male sits down on the toilet seat and his balls are on the outside of the toilet.

Jimmy went to the restroom to take a crap, and when he sat down, his balls were on the outside of the toilet seat. Presenting the Polish teabag.

by One Dram November 26, 2025