Chamomile Teabag

The act of filing your partners mouth with warm water then proceeding to coat your testicles in tea leaves before steeping your coated testiculars in that warm mouth water. Honey is not required, but is highly recommended.

Honey, I know you had a stressful day. Why don’t you go get the tea kettle. I’m gonna give you the ole chamomile teabag.

by The Slippery Dolphins April 13, 2025

Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025

TeaBagged

to get someones nuts put on your face while your laying the ground

while i sniped the hacker when he died i teabagged him

by baconeggandcheeseham21 May 20, 2025

Teabag Tilt

The name to describe the angle your head is tilted back into when getting teabagged.

It looks like he’s waiting to get teabagged. He has his head in a teabag tilt.

by redwinesupernva November 13, 2025

Polish teabag

When a male sits down on the toilet seat and his balls are on the outside of the toilet.

Jimmy went to the restroom to take a crap, and when he sat down, his balls were on the outside of the toilet seat. Presenting the Polish teabag.

by One Dram November 26, 2025