Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.

Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates

by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024

G-string it

pulling your underwear up into your ass crack to fully expose both buttcheeks,

alternative: g-stringing it

"You don't have to pull your pants down to show us your ass pimple, just g-string it!"
"I got a sick butt tattoo, I'll g-string it"

by hamptonroomies May 15, 2024

Tickle my strings

When a person feels the need to be pleasured whilst bearing a copper IUD. Note: the copper is optional.

Maximus: So, I built a computer.
Freaky Clara: GOD! Tickle my strings. Right here, right now.

by TheStrayPube<3 July 10, 2024

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 2, 2022

goozle string

That undefined part of your body that can be strained or sprained by lifting heavy objects causing pain in your groin.

I can’t go to practice today, I pulled my goozle string unloading groceries for my grandma.

by chudster85 November 25, 2022

string and bar

where one thefts a single cheese string and gronola bar before an event which is very important. it makes you cool and seem smart because bringing food before an event is key when going to class or work.

some examples are, “hey guys, wait up! i need to go grab some string and bar before we head to class.” or “did you see ellie and phoenix? they brought string and bar to class. i wish i would’ve thought of that. instead i’m a loser and nobody likes me.”

by bigdong488 February 21, 2020

string puller

That retard that gets internal orgasms from pulling peoples hoodie strings.

“I killed myself when I found out my sister was marrying a filthy string puller.”

by christian pryor likes children May 8, 2018