by lagoonyy May 08, 2023
a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.
b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.
b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.
Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.
guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.
guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.
by part irishman September 16, 2009
Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.
Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.
Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.
by babla13579 March 07, 2021
by DutchVan derLinde April 25, 2021
by Blaze Mindbend November 18, 2019
Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.
Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.
by JeffersonM April 11, 2013
"Ross Lekkas"
A Complex minimalist.
Most people hide and give up when life doesn't go according to plan...this Cunt just rolls with it and Decides he will have the world and everything in it.
Defined by his patience when he had noting and his attitude when he had everything..a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing and loyal to the end.
A Complex minimalist.
Most people hide and give up when life doesn't go according to plan...this Cunt just rolls with it and Decides he will have the world and everything in it.
Defined by his patience when he had noting and his attitude when he had everything..a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing and loyal to the end.
"Why don't you just go home...I CANT RIGHT NOW IM A ROLLING STONE"
"Papa was a Rollin Stone."
"Have you seen my Rolex and is it still in good condition"
"Papa was a Rollin Stone."
"Have you seen my Rolex and is it still in good condition"
by HEKTOR Jnr June 20, 2018