n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.
In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.
In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.
Ned: "Dude, where were you?"
Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."
Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."
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Get the Lime stain mug.Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
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Get the malted state mug.Ingham State High School is a public high school located on the coast of North Queensland, Australia, in a hell-like town known as Ingham. The students that attend are either (A) Piss poor, (B) underaged drinkers and druggos or (C), not catholic Italian snobs who find every reason to think Gilroy is better. Every teacher there has a giant fucking stick up their ass except for a few. Almost to every boy that attends is a bogan that can't say a sentence without saying a cuss to try and establish dominance when in reality it just makes them seem like they don't really know how to say anything else which is true. All the chicks there are sluts, dead inside or obese. On the bright side it's better than Gilroy.
Ingham State High School Boy: Oi bitch lemme shove my dick in you
Ingham State High School Girl 1: Alright let's go at it
Ingham State High School Girl 2: *makes someone shove them down a staircase*
Ingham State High School Girl 3: This is too much for me to handle lemme eat 5 Big Macs to repress the sight of seeing that
Ingham State High School Girl 1: Alright let's go at it
Ingham State High School Girl 2: *makes someone shove them down a staircase*
Ingham State High School Girl 3: This is too much for me to handle lemme eat 5 Big Macs to repress the sight of seeing that
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everybody else: “what the fuck?”
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