Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
by squirrel rape February 22, 2012
Get the Squirrel Aidsmug. A piece or pieces of excrement.
If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".
If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".
by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007
Get the Mud-squirrelmug. The same as "nigga please" from PSP commercial. Even if you are white you can say this if front of blacks, and they can't get mad at you. If they do get mad for some reason, just tell them their mama is a chipmunk.
Squirrel 1: I am going to get some pussy tonight.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.
by 420josh October 15, 2007
Get the squirrel pleasemug. Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.
Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
by suki matutso November 7, 2004
Get the vagina squirrelmug. by Princessjajean April 23, 2020
Get the Play Squirrelmug. by knbc43 July 13, 2019
Get the boo squirrelmug. by KayLeighP September 15, 2009
Get the Holy Squirrelmug.