sparta

a town in northern nj where all the white kids think their black and th only 3 fuckin black kids think their white. sometimes reffered to as sparlem by the assholes who think it can be compared to Harlem. everyones rich and even if their not that rich, their still rich. they hang out in front of CVS.... Whhyy??!?!! to buy fuckin toothpaste?!?! the lake is just a giant whole filled with sewage but since everyones so high, they go tubing out their on mommy and daddys boat. and everyones so high, all day, every day. im serious, bro. SO. FUCKIN. HIGH!

all sparta white kids- i be so tipsy, bitch, n high as a mothrfucka!!!!! reppin sparlem, niggaaass!!!!

black kid- Alcohol? Weed? =O Oh dear me, what a conundrum! Please allow me to be excused. I must study for tomorrows trigonomotry exam

normal kid- what. the. fuck.

by drugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugs January 3, 2008

spartan

when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes

bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo

by leebay April 24, 2007

sparta

A poor man's At the Drive-In.

A VERY poor man's At the Drive-In.

Jessica: What are you listening to? It sounds like a mediocre version of At the Drive-In.

Bob: Oh, it's Sparta.

by 20YardJetLag January 17, 2005

smartypants

vision: clear
worries: reduced
love: immense

smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤

by Krkič April 14, 2019

spart

The gassy-fluid discharge which explodes from an insemenated anus.

My ole' lady sparted all over herself after I donkey-balled her ass last night.

by ten rb January 8, 2005

Sparky the J.

Slang for a joint, marijuana cigarete. Meant to be used in mixed company or just for a laugh.

"Are you comin over to chill with us tonight?"
"Who's gonna be there?"
" Just me, you and Sparky the J."

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

Sparky McCumdumpster

Any female high school administrator who is obviously trailer trash that is fucking someone for the job. A Sparky McCumdumpster can be identified by crazy trailer trash hair that makes it appear as if they were struck by lightning, and slutty apparel, hence, the name.

Man, check out Sparky McCumdumpster flirting with the principal, she wrote me up earlier for being late to class when she knows I was talking to her between classes, what a bitch.

by SparkyHater August 27, 2009