the reefer song 

a song by mindless drug hoover. quite hilarious.

'It's a reefer do you want some policeman,
it's a reefer do you want a blast?
It's a reefer do you want some policeman,
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'

The song - 'The Reefer Song'

the reefer song by Richard Hell August 25, 2006

pizza song

A song written and recorded by Raimondo, the insane foreign language teacher. It was recorded with a synthesizer, drums, and an acoustic guitar. The song repeats the same notes over and over again, and has the "artist" sing "This is the PizZA song, this is the PizZA song" in a high, freakish falsetto voice before falling into a more serious, baritone voice. Also included are some horrible ad-libs, such as "One tomato, just one tomato" and "I'm the pizza boy, i bring your pizza joy"

"This is the Pizza Song, this is the pizza song, this is the pizza song"

"Theres no need to mix!"

"Did u download the pizza song yet? u gotta hear it!"

pizza song by Il Postino April 23, 2006

Hives Song Girl 

A girl who's life as a virgin lasted shorter than a song by The Hives.

That ho just got pimped! She's such a Hives song girl!

Hives Song Girl by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

The Lazy Song 

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

The Lazy Song by Cummy worm June 16, 2011

The Diarrhea Song 

A funny song about diarrheal accidents.

The Diarrhea Song:

When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

The Diarrhea Song by diarrheal lyricist August 28, 2010

llama song 

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

llama song by twainz

llama song by llama goddess December 17, 2015

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

Final words utterred prior to revealing Janet Jackson's naked breast.

"Gonna Have you Naked By The End of This Song!"...Shhhhrrrripppp!!! Boobage!

gonna have you naked by the end of this song by Burrow Owl February 2, 2004