This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.
Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.
by doubledew December 11, 2010
Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!
by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018
When a phone or other electronic device is rendered entirely unusable ("bricked", ie, the device has the functionality of a brick), but in a non-permanent way, such that with the correct tools and techniques, it can be revived. Contrast with "hard brick" where the device is well and truly useless. The process of unbricking it may still be enough work that one may choose to just get a new one (depending on how expensive it is to replace).
Generally implies that the damage is done to the firmware or software, not the hardware - a phone that was dunked in a fishtank might well be destroyed, but one wouldn't call that "bricked"
Generally implies that the damage is done to the firmware or software, not the hardware - a phone that was dunked in a fishtank might well be destroyed, but one wouldn't call that "bricked"
"Hey, what happened, I thought you bricked your phone trying to root it the other day - did you get a new one?"
"Oh no, it was just a soft brick. It took me hours to figure out how, but I was able to get it to boot last night and reinstalled android. Lost all my contacts though, and it's still not rooted..."
"Oh no, it was just a soft brick. It took me hours to figure out how, but I was able to get it to boot last night and reinstalled android. Lost all my contacts though, and it's still not rooted..."
by Doc. A May 23, 2019
Your phone becomes nearly impossible to use, slower, less functional, and is usually because of a virus or various malware.
by Z Man Thing May 02, 2016
When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps
From the latin term - Softius Claptus
From the latin term - Softius Claptus
Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro
That dude ain't got no game, soft claps
That dude ain't got no game, soft claps
by Hardclapsonly December 31, 2020
by Bangerben June 26, 2015
"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
by TheBlandCharlie November 02, 2020