soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.

Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.

by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021

soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022

Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus

Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps

by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020

Smoking soft

Smoking cannabis; smoking soft, rather than a hard drug like cocaine.

I'm always smoking soft after work.

by SmokerOfSoft May 11, 2021

soft touch

the act of manual stimulation, sometimes oral sex, by a provider at a massage parlor... think happy ending

My masseuse really earned her tip with that soft touch!

by ginneed June 7, 2011