soft water

Soft water is an alternate term for the drug GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyric acid).

GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.

GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.

GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.

It is also used as a muscle builder.

Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.

There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)

It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as

GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.
"Yo BRO you tryna hit some soft water when we hit the club tonight?"

"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"

"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?
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Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.
Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.
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soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
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soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.
My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.
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soft style

A severely desperate act of making sexual intercourse happen with a soft dick.
Hey sweetie I lost my Cialis, let's just try it soft style.
by Bangerben June 26, 2015
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Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.
Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.
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I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
by TheBlandCharlie November 02, 2020
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