brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

by Skeeter McDougal October 04, 2005

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Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

by navy_squid June 10, 2008

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sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 17, 2016

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