Slim

A small chance of getting something

Your chances are slim of getting accepted on the team
It's very slim your going to be on the team

by A True Roblox User March 20, 2020

Slimmed

When someone causes a major inconvenience for you due to their poor planning or forgetfulness.

Thanks for leaving that 32 oz can of beer in my freezer and forgetting about it you ass hole. It took me an hour to clean up. You really slimmed me!

by fibs September 14, 2021

slim hopity doo

For a girl with an ass bigger than slim thick

All this fucking money bring the finer things ey slim hopity doo with your cute ass

by Nicki*sss May 15, 2016

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Slim diggity

The best response to use when you should respond with ok, cool, or some other bland one-word phrase.

Them: "hey, just got you that piece of paper from the kitchen."

You: "Slim Diggity"

by Zooman009 December 25, 2020

/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

Slim Jim

A dense, filling, and delicious shot of protein to get back into gear. Note - Do not get this if you can't control yourself as they are extremely delicious.

My work form home break time is the Slim Jim time.

by Dreakke December 2, 2021