Tony: Dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
by Muffin DFD July 06, 2009
by mr low grade August 19, 2007
When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.
by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006
To "get an inch of sleep" refers to, plainly, getting a little bit of sleep. The term was made popular by the ever-enlightening, world renowned scientologist, Jacqui.
"Guys, shut the hell up, I can't get an inch of sleep with you people screaming!"
*fart noise*
*next morning*
"I didn't get an inch of sleep last night!"
*fart noise*
*next morning*
"I didn't get an inch of sleep last night!"
by c.ingach January 30, 2006
When one pretends to be asleep in order to refrain from doing something such as but not limited to Taking out the garbage, doing the dishes, walking the dog, or vacuuming.
Greg: Joe, why do you look so tired?
Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.
Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.
by theblackness June 08, 2010
A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.
Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.
Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.
"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."
Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."
Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."
by 0bi January 21, 2009
1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters
by Shaecole January 03, 2009