soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?

by Perhaps a pedophile January 31, 2018

malt shop

The congregation of bitties in the 1950's. Where bros would go to poach the girl.

Hey man, let's go to the malt shop, I hear Ashley is down there.

by RaileyBace June 26, 2014

Ukulele Shops

the cyber world's easiest music instrument shop ... get the coolest ukulele brand made in the USA ... see how they stand strong while all others fall flat on their face

Attractive Beach Chic: I REALLY like your little ukulele ...

Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes

Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?

Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'

Check out Ukulele Shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com

by UkuleleShops February 14, 2012

Kado shopping

Only a person name Kado. Can shop from other people stores without paying!

"Kado was Kado shopping at Rohnda's Place"

by K4do December 26, 2022

Pink Shop

A whorehouse.

Need a date? Stop by the pink shop and buy one.

by Zarola February 18, 2009

Browser Shopping

Looking at things you cant afford on the internet whilst having the utmost desire to purchase.

Person 1: I was looking at this sick Ferrari, it's only $350K. I want it sooo bad!
Person 2: Dude, you can barely make rent, you don't have $350K.
Person 1: Naw, I know. I was just browser shopping. Look at how clean it is!
Person 2: Ahhh. Let me see it!

by ringtail November 20, 2014

shopping face

The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.

"Haha. Look at the grandpas shopping face. He looks like a tard. "
"Your mom has a shopping face."

by Laminailem January 26, 2011