Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

Sharing

It doesn’t exist

Sarah: (eating a box of cookies)
Tim: you should share
Sarah: Sharing doesn’t exist

by Sarah’s Dictionary August 9, 2018

shaking my ass

slang for “laughing hard in my bed” used mostly in the comment section of instagram lives past midnight

“you deadass got me shaking my ass right now.”

by los G February 7, 2021

sharing a lollipop

when two people share a lollipop it is a moment of intimacy when there is a built up force of sexual tension between the two. in other words you both wanna fuck so bad but are both too pussy to make the first move. have a nice day you horny fuckers :)

you want a taste *of the lollipop*
yeah sure :))
and then boom you are sharing a lollipop

by pppbbb135 August 14, 2021

Cunt Shaming

Publicly calling a person a cunt because they are a low life of which you have no more reason to communicate with them.
To verbally abuse someone by stating a fact by calling them a cunt.

I cunt shamed him and left the bar.
I couldn't take it any more as she was cunt shaming me all night.

by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017

boob-shaming

When one shames a woman for having large breasts and wears tight/revealing clothing to accentuate the large breasts. Usually done by the children or parents of large breasted women.

That boy was "boob-shaming" his mom for wearing that low cut top.

by My3sons October 9, 2018