humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.

by scodder June 2, 2010

bum shark

The bum shark is a predator who seeks bum of the unsuspecting man.

OH NO WATCH YOURE REAR HERE COMES A BUM SHARK !!!!!!!!!!!

bum

by Finn2232 December 29, 2017

loan shark

A person who issues illegal loans, with outrageous interest, and if you don't pay it back over a certain period of time, he a) breaks your legs, b) breaks your face c) kills you.

Billy talked to the loan shark, and we found him sleepin with the fishies.

by Joseth Rainrieg July 18, 2004

killa shark

The people of San Jose

We from the CITY OF SHARKS

by mixed_ma February 25, 2005

Shark Attack

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".

"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."

by Riley F. October 14, 2008

shark in the buns

A parlor trick played on one of your unsuspecting friends (or strangers.) When someone is bending over to pick up something, you put your hands together flat to make a shark fin. Then you shove it in their asscrack and yell 'SHARK IN THE BUNS!'

Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.

'Hey, I dropped my pen can you pick it up for me?... SHARK IN THE BUNS!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

loan shark

Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.

Loan sharks make a living off screwing people for life.

by Mike July 16, 2004