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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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shag

A term refering to a group of viruses which generates enough traffic to cause slowdown on the web. When several major email worms are circulating at the same time, they are colectively refered to as a shag of viruses.
"Attention staff, your email software may report errors or you may experience email delays. A shag of viruses is slowing down services by overloading mail servers on the web."
by Dr_Snapid May 3, 2005
mugGet the shagmug.

would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them
Would you shag me

Sure
by Not cup man May 4, 2021
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Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.
Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!
by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
mugGet the Shag sheetmug.

shag

shag is UK slang to “sleep
“i only shag in my bed
by Furryslasher August 22, 2021
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Summer Shag

Long hair from not getting a haircut during summer break.
Looks like everyone got a haircut over fall break. They got rid of their summer shag.
by AtomBoiler October 13, 2011
mugGet the Summer Shagmug.

Shag

A term used to roughly and unromatically pursue someone sexually
Matt: "Did u shag her last night?"
Peter: "Yes mate it was sensational"
by CottonCandyXX January 23, 2022
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