by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013
Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
by R1ftWalk3r February 11, 2016
when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn
...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool
by DanVonDan32 January 09, 2017
The most amazing big sister EVERRR!! <3 so anyone tht dont love her wit all yur heart GO FUCK A COW YOU HOOEEEE!!!
by Ashley567123469696 April 26, 2011
by BL4CKSH4RK_7 January 09, 2022
by MineOwedWu's May 27, 2021
noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 02, 2025