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Salad fart

When you or someone is tossing salad and that person farts in your mouth!
Jane: What the fuck Tom did you just fart in my mouth?!?
Tom: Yea how's that salad fart taste!
by Ajdnls June 13, 2015
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salad fingers

salad fingers is a silly man who is just trying to make it in this world of nettles and rusty spoons.
"i want to marry all you gorgeous taps"
"the feeling of rust agains my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"
by katy luke March 31, 2005
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tossing the salad

Analingus. Specifically, mouth-to-anus contact of a sexual nature. Orgin often attributed to prison.
Person A: "How was your date last night?"
Person B: "Not bad, I took her home and we fooled around, but while I was eating her out she asked me to toss her salad too."
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tossing a salad

to eat a persons asshole with jelly or syrup. can be prior to or following anal sex.
tony tossed ryans salad, and his girl friend video taped.
by ell January 3, 2004
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toss the salad

"You know what they make you do in County? Toss the Salad!!"
by Jay and Silent Bob September 6, 2003
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side salad

refers to smoking marijuana when one uses many other drugs as well.
i've already done heroin today and i dont feel like doing cocaine. time for a little side salad.
by dwagz August 10, 2009
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Valid Salad

The interjected exclamation following a statement that is true, or that the speaker of the phrase agrees with. Phrase use should have absolutely no correlation to food, as the irony is lost...
"My girlfriend is the stupidest girl in town."
"Why, man?"
"She doesn't know how to spell 'facetious'."
"Valid salad."
by danjdber September 11, 2009
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