himalayan surprise

Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.

Himalayan Surprise

Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!

Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!

by 2jm022 February 13, 2022

Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.

She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.

by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008

waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014

aqua surprise

The act of farting into a water bottle, closing and offering a drink to an unsuspecting victim

The rookie was given an aqua surprise to tame his dubious mouth

by CAopey October 6, 2010

Blackberry Surprise

When an African american male spontaneously ejaculates inside of you.

Rachel: Gosh, Sam, last night Dre gave me some blackberry surprise!
Sam: That sounds Delicious!

by Mechsen April 11, 2015

Saskatchewan Surprise

A phenomenon in which someone defecates on the floor of a Tim Horton's.

The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.

by ZonaPeligrosa June 7, 2018

Chobani surprise

A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.

"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"

by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023