Shut the fuck up, Russell!
by R.H.M. April 20, 2018
Get the Russellmug. A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
Get the Wesley Russellmug. Caisen is the most handsome man in the world. He always makes his girlfriend happy and smile and is the most caring person in the world. He is so sexy and has the best dick in the world! He will make you nut in seconds from his face. Don’t take him from his girlfriend though, she’s crazy.
by his girlfriend(kalyn sweeney) September 17, 2025
Get the Caisen Russellmug. Russell is a man who can never get a god roll on Falling Guillotine. Don't let his huge cock fool you, he's but a shy femboy with a round, spankable ass. He may be quiet in the sheets but if you play Deep Stone Crypt with him, motherfucker is going to be screaming like a rape victim.
by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 21, 2021
Get the Russellmug. Ex:
Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*
Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*
by Argopanda July 22, 2020
Get the Russellmug. all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing
by bigdickdaddy20890982 December 14, 2022
Get the Royal Russellmug. 