Russell

A white male who is quite lanky and is described by moving with "all right angles" and elbows.

Shut the fuck up, Russell!

by R.H.M. April 20, 2018

Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.

That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.

by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025

sam russell

A posh southerner that stinks

Ew it’s a Sam russell

by Sam Russell August 5, 2020

Caisen Russell

Caisen is the most handsome man in the world. He always makes his girlfriend happy and smile and is the most caring person in the world. He is so sexy and has the best dick in the world! He will make you nut in seconds from his face. Don’t take him from his girlfriend though, she’s crazy.

Girl 1: is that Caisen Russell? He’s so sexy

Girlfriend: That’s my man b*tch, i’m gonna kill you

by his girlfriend(kalyn sweeney) September 17, 2025

Russell

Russell is a man who can never get a god roll on Falling Guillotine. Don't let his huge cock fool you, he's but a shy femboy with a round, spankable ass. He may be quiet in the sheets but if you play Deep Stone Crypt with him, motherfucker is going to be screaming like a rape victim.

"Did you hear about Russell cheating on Eric with AverageArtistNate?"-Bitches

by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 21, 2021

Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons

Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*

by Argopanda July 22, 2020

Royal Russell

all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing

you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm

by bigdickdaddy20890982 December 14, 2022