Rule 132

Saying no offence does not take away the fact that you said something that you intended offence for in your mind. Those who say this are tools, and try to hide the fact they are tools.
Tool: No offence, but u look like a fag in that shirt...
Person: Rule 132, asshole.
by iLoveCHiPS December 25, 2009
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Rule 124092

If you ever come up with a random rule number, it has already been taken.
OK, this is Rule 124092. I'm sure no one has thought up one yet.
by spankyhamsandwich December 11, 2009
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ja rule

by Really White Dude December 12, 2003
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Thems the rules

The rules are made by thems and not by us fellows who have to follow them. There is no say in thems the rules so you just have to live with it. Thems the rules are mandatory and have to be followed no mater what. Although thems the rules may not be what you want thems the rules to be you must be follow thems. Always remember thems the rules are not made by our peers but by thems.
Sorry but thems the rules and that's final. Thems the rules have to be followed sorry.
by Indians Slayer July 31, 2020
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4f Rule

The four points in the forever rule are:
1. Feed em
2. Finance them
3. Fuck them
4. or Fuck off
It's all about the 4f Rule...If you're not feeding me, financing me, or fucking me, you have no right to tell me what to do, so fuck off !!!
by DakiniGirl May 13, 2017
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Rule 2

Person 1: Hey do you remember rule 1?
Person2: Woah bro... rule 2...
Person 1: Sorry I forgot
by Internet rules October 08, 2019
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the 5% rule

(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.
1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.

Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!

Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.

2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !

5.215% off that new stereo!

Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
by wwetnaojw1 June 27, 2014
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