A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.
That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.
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The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.
The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.
Dude: Yo bro, I think I am going to wear a top hat and listen to tzaikovsky at high volume while we cruise in our low rider, Bitch! Maybe we can stop off at the zoo and I will bench press a gorilla. Yo.
Other dude: Fix up your life ffs, you Rugged Man or something?
Other dude: Fix up your life ffs, you Rugged Man or something?
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having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.
we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care
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2. When you scramble a word with those 6 letters and get two words...somehow.
2. When you scramble a word with those 6 letters and get two words...somehow.
Person 1: Should I do do rugs?
Person 2: Do rugs? What's that?
Person 3: He means drugs.
Person 2: Why would you do drugs?
Person 4: I think it may have been a scrambled word.
Person 3: Do rugs...uh...gourds?
Person 4: What's a gourd?
Person 3: Shut up, I tried my best.
Person 2: Do rugs? What's that?
Person 3: He means drugs.
Person 2: Why would you do drugs?
Person 4: I think it may have been a scrambled word.
Person 3: Do rugs...uh...gourds?
Person 4: What's a gourd?
Person 3: Shut up, I tried my best.
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