Rookie Rails

Toilet safety handlebars, often used by the elderly.

"Gertrude had to have rookie rails installed after her fall"

by Abf107 September 20, 2018

Rail splitter

Who knows. what even is a rail splitter. They peaked when they had Emoni and haven’t been relevant since. They gon be an easy W and they are currently the worst team in the SEC. A rail splitter is the type of team you drop 50+ on with your eyes closed.

“Yo you see the rail splitters are 0-3 this season?”

by Huronstudentsection2024 September 14, 2023

Rail Turtle

The original name for the train Canon in super Famicom wars

Finally I have enough money to afford a rail turtle!

by SpaceNoscoper479 July 11, 2024

D-Rail

Doing a big fat rail of coke off of a dick.

I was down at the gay bar and I saw a guy doing a D-Rail in the bathroom.

by Honky Tonk Mang January 02, 2023

d-rail

the act of, disappointedly and/or unfulfillingly, losing one’s virginity, by way of dick.

1
Girl Bestie: My first time was a D-Rail😭😭
The guy was to small💀
Guay Bestie: text lowercase d then 🤭🤭🤭

2
Person: Yeah, I lost my virginity.. and he was big, but.. I got D-Rail’d! He did NOT know how to utilize his package, and he STILL gave me a UTI…

3
Another Person: I had a total D-Railing in his parents’ bed. It was messy, is all I can say.

by yaaaaaa yuh September 14, 2023

Rail-bating

The act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train.

"It will be a five hour train ride. I am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 08, 2024