He is a short short short man around 3'2. He stinks like ass and has teeth that when he smiles cars slow down. He weight around 3 ounces and sucks ass at soccer. He's a nerd with no friends and when girls see his ass they cry and scream. That is who soccerball is
by PovYourDadLeftWhenYour30 November 27, 2023
Get the quick soccerballmug. Brian: So as I was saying...*Continues to Quick Coke*
Joe: If you don't quit coking, you might just choke on what you're drinking Brian.
Joe: If you don't quit coking, you might just choke on what you're drinking Brian.
by GhostHawk July 9, 2016
Get the quick cokemug. Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.
by bluestinger66 February 14, 2023
Get the The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogmug. A "Quick kiss" is a kiss that lasts extremely long, usually at least 30 seconds. It's often done in public and during YouTube videos, more specifically those so called prank videos where some dude asks this crazy hot bitch to kiss real quickly.
Guy: How about we a game for a quick kiss. I'll flip a coin. Heads I win, tails you lose?
Girl: Okay sure.
Girl: Okay sure.
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
Get the Quick kissmug. Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.
"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.
by kingmerriam April 21, 2014
Get the Quick-dump artistmug. A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.
Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.
by Arael, Nature Incarnate September 25, 2019
Get the The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogmug. When your buddy of 30 years picks you up in a Porsche 911, but before you reach Keyzee, you’re forced into a roadside outfit swap because you smell like BBQ. Luxury meets reality.
by Tuffguy UF August 19, 2025
Get the Keyzee Quick Changemug.