Quaker oat

What you are eating a girls ass and she sharts in your mouth

I was eating Stephanie's ass last night after taco bell and she quaker oated my mouth

by Big Dick Binkley January 2, 2023

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019

Quadeca

absolute fucking cheese bag..... once went to mcdonalds and ordered a whopper

took a fat quadeca today

by The biggest tasty March 12, 2019

quaked

When someone is so excited they are overly shocked. The emotion rocks them to the core - it QUAKES them!

That totally quaked me to the bone!

by sweetness in C'Town November 23, 2009

Quakmybush

Biggest douchebag ever, also needs to bang his sister's va-jay-jay. Also cocks.

Quakmybush needs to bang his sister.

by Higglemcjiffinhopper October 15, 2008

Quaker

A collosal and difficult to shift turd.

"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

quaker

Thoes who attend the friends school in Hobart. Quakers have no morals. This explains the large number of arse rapings at the school. Quakers often try to start fights with fags, their arch enemys. Fags, are basically quakers who admit to arse sex. Quakers have no religion and at friends school are not allowed to be forced to do anything (except submit to arse sex) as they believe in free choice on all matters. Quakers arch enemys are Hutchins boys who they label as fags. Hutchins boys actually combine with Fahnies and Colligiate girls for threesomes which opposes their label of fags. Hutchins boys have never lost to quakers at any sporting event.

Quaker: "Your a fuckin fag hutchins boy. Go have sex with your self."
Hutchins boy: "Ooo nice call arse raper. Gee no religion, wow arn't u cool. Have fun arse raping yourself while im opening presents at christmas you fuckin quaker"
Collgirl: "I'm to up my self to care"
Fahnie: "I would have sex with you but I'm actually a lesbian"

by Hobartman October 29, 2006